Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.
“Go to the goddamn grocery and get steak. Yes, the grocery. A little ammonia is not going to kill you, you pussy. You want to be all fancy and...
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
Looking east from the mall. Light worth getting up for #nofilter (at The National Mall)